Create Your Own Cleo2525 Episode
By Ladyhawk (February 29, 2000)

Now, using this handy dandy new template, you too can be a Cleo 2525 producer. Just fill in the appropriate blanks below and wait for the ratings to start rolling in! 

Intro 
2 minutes of gratuitous T+A action. Girls sit around and giggle. Action commences. Cleo screams. Cut to opening credits. 

First Scene - 7 minutes 
Sarge looks smarmy and eyeballs whatever man is in the room. Cleo snaps her gum and makes some 20th century pop culture reference. Hel fills the girls (and the audience) in on the mission for the day. More gratuitous T+A 

Second Scene - 6 minutes 
Intro villian/problem of the week. Heroes devise plan that coincidentally allows them to either: 
1) Strip 
2) Look seductive and wear skimpy outfits 
3) Blow stuff up or 
4) Seductively blow stuff up while stripping out of their skimpy outfits 

Fight Sequence - 5 minutes 
Commence badly shot action sequence. Sarge shoots wrist blasters and looks distressed doing it. Hel does Matrix-esque move on bad guys. Cleo screams. Lots of stuff blows up, but no one really seems to get hit (except for faceless henchmen). Cleo's screams become so piercing that main villian of the week surrenders just to end the pain. 

Ending - 2 minutes 
The girls congratulate each other. Voice says something cryptic. Cue ending music. Fade to black.

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