I will stop watching XWP when...
By Nicodemus February 18, 2000

1. Ted Raimi's name moves into the opening credits. 

2. Argo becomes a boy again. 

3. The plots start to make sense to me. 

4. Xena and Gabrielle cease to make even casual eye contact. 

5. Gabrielle begins to wear a long black trenchcoat with a 
faux fur collar. 

6. Dahok finally makes an appearance and he looks a lot like Adam Sandler. (or Ted Raimi) 

7. Xena announces she intends to spend eternity in Valhalla. 

8. Meg becomes my favorite character. 

9. TPTB announce that season 6 won't be quite as exciting as season 5. 

10. Anyone I know finds out I am still watching this show. 

Added to by Ogami:
I will stop watching when Xena interrupts the Spanish Inquisition and slaps around the Pope.

Don't laugh. Given this show's continuity, it could happen. Watch Gabrielle meet Joan of Arc, even though two centuries prior!

Nicodemus replies:
Gabrielle will be reincarnated as Joan of Arc's child. Stay tuned for season 6.

Ogami:
Season 6, Xena and Gabrielle stop by McDonald's to get a snack before fighting some warlords. Then they meet Homer again, who is writing sitcoms for Charlemagne. ;)

Nicodemus:
Homer introduces Xena and What's Her Face to his new boss. Charlemagne, looking suspiciously like Karl Urban, offers Xena half his kingdom if she will bear him a child. Don't miss season 6 of Xena: Mother For Hire. 

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